Growing Up Bernie

Good kid--great slippers!

Religious Impropriety

It tastes... it tastes... gehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrr... BOSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

It Could Happen to You

What happened to... oh, right.

Taking Bold Positions

All the News that Fits!

Everyone Loves OT

No wires needed!

Who, What, Where?

Something's off.

Historical Photo Op

Great for Money!

Super Hugo

He's back with more powers!

Raise Your Arm

The revolution will be guarded.

Paying for the Privilege

You should see what they did to those poor policemen!

Man vs. Nature

But... but... it's Florida.

Chase the Money

Where's our sled?

For the Children

Starting a revolution.

Tasty Piece

Nobel discovered dynamite.

Iran's Arch Plan

Ararat or bust! Hey?! Where's the unicorn?

Absorption

No, sir, there's nothing underneath.

Never Do Today What One Can Put Off

No, thank you, I'm waiting for the Crippled Fowl.

How Undiplomatic

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza.

Dropping Sparkles

The Greatest Technology!

Cancel Our Plans

I think I see a boat.

Hook, Line, and Sinker

Wanted dead.

38th Perpendicular

Peace out.

Eggs Benedict

Give up, flagella.

Empty the past

To protect the future.