Cain't Win

It's simple!

So Sad

Hacking the dead.

Everyday Limits

Changing the Guard.

Power Wash

Earthquakes at no extra charge!

Don't Tell

I didn't ask!

Hellenistic Unrest

They've been doing it longer than anyone.

Capitalist Cubans

Ready for a lockout?

Floating Menace

Send in the troops!

The Network

Good thing it's free!

Gold Rush

Who's left to cry the news?

I Swear

Love's gaze.

Skin Deep

Oh, right, the dry skin.

Friendly Jokes

"No, you get out of here!"

So Dense

Not obvious.